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I like to think of myself as funny, a comedian, a stand-up guy who does his comedy just about anywhere. I enjoy listening to people, which is like watching paint dry except more painful. Whenever I give blood, I am told by the Red Cross workers that I have nice veins, which I take great pride in. In fact, I may add "nicely veined" to all my social media. I'm still working on an excuse for not cooking. People seem to be genuinely insulted when I tell them I don't cook. Sometimes I make things up, but there's only so much you can do with Raisin Bran. I don't like craziness, but real faith is powerful. 

The Brancatelli Blog & Blog Pod

I'd like to hear from you. Do you have ideas for The Brancatelli Blog? Do you want to share research, opinions, or experiences from anything from religion & politics to relationships? Let me know. The Brancatelli Blog and The Brancatelli Blog Pod, author readings of select posts.

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Listen to audio recordings of excerpts from The Gringo (2011), Laura Fedora (2014), and Nine Lives (2015) as well as standup comedy from Bobby Bronco. Soundcloud.

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