About Me

I like to think of myself as funny, a comedian, a stand-up guy who does his comedy just about anywhere. I enjoy listening to people, which is like watching paint dry except more painful. Whenever I give blood, I am told by the Red Cross workers that I have nice veins, which I take great pride in. I may add "nicely veined" to all my social media. I'm still working on an excuse for not cooking. People seem to be genuinely insulted when I tell them I don't cook. Sometimes I make things up, but there's only so much you can do with Raisin Bran. I don't like craziness, but real faith is powerful. 

To see my publications and for the latest discounts from Amazon Prime.

Listen to audio recordings from The Gringo (2011), Laura Fedora (2014), and Nine Lives (2015) plus standup comedy from Bobby Bronco.

For culture, art, and select fiction, see Blumen Publishing on Twitter. Vielen Dank für die Blumen!

For my video recordings on YouTube.