I like to think of myself as funny, a comedian, a stand-up guy who does his comedy just about anywhere. I enjoy listening to people, which is like watching paint dry except more painful. Whenever I give blood, I am told by the Red Cross workers that I have nice veins, which I take great pride in. In fact, I may add "nicely veined" to all my social media. I'm still working on an excuse for not cooking. People seem to be genuinely insulted when I tell them I don't cook. Sometimes I make things up, but there's only so much you can do with Raisin Bran. I don't like craziness, but real faith is powerful.